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MJ · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject: a couple that made me chuckle

A little alter boy is walking out the chapel door after mass, the priest calls after him "c u later alligator" the alter boy shouts back "in a while pedophile"!

A wee Glaswegian jew wasn't allowed to join the Celtic supporters club because he was circumsized. apparently you need to be a complete prick to support Celtic.

Ann & joe were out 4 a walk. Ann says "i need a p!ss" & goes behind a bush. Joe hears her knickers cum down & feeling a bit kinky puts his hand thru between her legs & feels something hanging. "Ann hav u changed your sex?" "No", she replies, "ive changed my mind, im having a shti!.
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kroakykaren · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject:

That last one cracked me up hahahahahahaahhaahahhahahah
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Lynne · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:20 pm Post subject:

me too!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah Laughing

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Mememe · Site Moderator Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 2141

You disgusting man Laughing

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johonny · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:56 pm Post subject:

fantastic

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Jas · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:49 pm Post subject:

That last one was quality. Laughing

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MJ · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:56 pm Post subject:

Oldie but a goody Laughing

An Italian man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, ‘Lord, grant me one wish.’

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, ‘Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish.’ The man said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to.’

The Lord said, ‘Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me.’

The Italian man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, ‘Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say ‘nothing’ and how I can make a woman truly happy?’

After a few minutes God said, ‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge?’
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kroakykaren · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject:

Class

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MJ · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:05 am Post subject:

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner disgusted put him in the freezer too cool off. Later when he opened the freezer he found the parrot sweating. "How come you're sweating?" He asks. The parrot replied "Do u know how f***in hard it is too open the legs of a frozen chicken?
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