Reptile Forum, Reptile Classifieds - CaptiveBred

[Scott W]

Received this 15 minutes ago

Hello,
I am interested in buying the Starter Morph from you because i found so much
good interest in it,please i will like to know if the above listed is still
available for sale? Check is my payment method.and i am picking it up at your
location at any time you want after you get payment.
Regard

My Reply

yep, still available.


His reply back

Hello thanks for your reply,i would like you to give me the last asking price...

My Reply back again

Hi Sean,
the last asking price I can offer would be 23% off the list price minus
the standard deductions BUT you will need to add on the 13.7% value added
tax (V.A.T) and the 2.9% county unity need tax (C.U.N.T).

If you can get a cheque off to me ASAP as I have someone else who has just
asked for my best price but Sean, as you were first I think it's only fair
that you get first chance of buying this wonderful package.


His reply

Hello thanks for your mail i would like you to tell the person that its sold out,i
would like you to give me the last asking price in pounds.....

My latest reply back

Just deduct 23% off the listed price, then add on the 13.7% (VAT tax) and
the 2.9% (C.U.N.T tax).

Are you able to arrange someone to do the shipping? I don't know anyone
here I can trust, so it's best if your organise it from your end?


I'll keep you updated
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[Stuart]

C.U.N.T new tax to me..
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[Scott W]

[Stuart]

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[MJ]

LMFAO even had me dad in stitches
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Paul

For all your Tropical plant and Naturalistic Vivarium needs please enjoy Urban Bromeliad

[Lynne]

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[Baz]

Yep
I just had the same inquiry from him as well
Never sent him a reply just binned it.
Thanks for posting and confirming what I suspected

Baz

[Scott W]

His next reply

Thanks for your response, i will be buying it from you,i will like to tell you that
i will be paying with a Check and as for the shipment my shipper will come for the
pick up at your location upon your confirmation of receiving the payment and i
don't want you to look for any other buyer.i would have love to come down for the
pick up but I'm not chanced to do that now but i am satisfied with your description
of the item, i will like you to give me the following so that your payment can be
sent.................
1....Your full name to be on the check
2..Your full contact Address to send the Payment to
3..Your Postal code
4..State.
5.Your mobile and land number to reach you.i will expect your mail.
Regards
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[Scott W]

My reply

Hi Sean
How will we do the shipping?

Can you just confirm your FULL NAME & a phone number.

Did you work out your total? Don't forget to deduct the taxes, after all we don't want the fraud office trying to track us down for Tax dodging!

I need to know what size you would like it? (I'd suggest medium, if it's too big it would hurt and could cause future problems) Does your male friend know he will be receiving these items? Or do you want me to wrap them in plain brown paper so nobody can see what you have bought? (most people choose that option!)

If you have any questions you can call me 020 7230 1212, it will work out quicker that way.

Here is my address for the cheque

A. Copper
New Scotland Yard
Broadway
London
SW1H 0BG

Please email back ASAP if you are 100% sure about this transaction as I have TWO other buyers lined up but I am happy to let you have this item if you are not messing me about.
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Please DO NOT pm orders for reptiles, send email instead scott@captivebred.co.uk

[MJ]

hahahahahaha I know one of the Deputy commissioners of the Met so if ya want his details give me a bell
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Paul

For all your Tropical plant and Naturalistic Vivarium needs please enjoy Urban Bromeliad