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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!
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Stands to reason, doesn't it? 
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Makes perfect sense 
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So, instead of revising...I should be drinking.....
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Yes Tom you should 
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| Mememe wrote: | | So, instead of revising...I should be drinking..... |
see Tom even the thought of beer has improved your brain power 
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:51 am Post subject: Re: Beer theory! |
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| Jas wrote: | | A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers! |
You could not have been completley sober when you figured this out, right.. ?
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'A Swedish team has shown that mice fed with moderate amounts of alcohol grew new nerve cells in the brain, after the experiment the mice were placed on a strictly drug free rehab diet.'
So it does make you clever!
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