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[Jas]

ZEN SARCASM MAYBE, BUT WISE WORDS NEVERTHELESS


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just sod off and leave
me alone.


2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.


4. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.


5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
mortgage payments.


7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.


8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.


11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.


12. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.


13. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


14. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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[Rickeezee]

That appeals to me
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[H.S.]

I like numbers 10 and 14.
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[Geordiegirl]

My boyfriend has pinched the Duct tape one for his tag line.
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[peaches]

Oooh I like those, any more???

lol with the duct tape aswell, I thought my hubby had shares in the stuff!!
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