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Jas · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject: Sex in the dark.

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*s*ard," She screamed at
him,
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says! calmly :
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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