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[philth]

FUNNY BUT TRUE


While I was driving down the A1 the other day, (going a little faster
than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on
the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me
over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk,
asked:

"Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in,
work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot 'Dr.R.Sole'?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge..."

Speeding ticket: £105.00

Court costs: £45

Look on copper's face: Priceless....
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phil

[Scott W]

come on Phil, we all know that unless there is a VERY strong wind behind you (outside of your trousers), your car will not break ANY speed limits, infact I heard you got pulled over for kerb crawling on the M11

[philth]

ok then. i challenge you to a race accross a very muddy field, you in the G**man thing and me in the very British LAND ROVER we'll see who wins...

and if that doesn't work i'll just drive over the top of yours!

hahahaha
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phil