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[Peter Parrot]

Thanks for the story Chantal. Maybe you should have farted the old boy into unconsciousness in the ski lift to stop him panicking!! Good for you. Why do people deny farting when they obviously have done. Especially when the same smell lingers by the same person.


By the way, have you managed to resist the urge to pop a turtle in your mouth so far ok?


Oh and chin wag, means to natter, chat, or talk basically
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[Chantal]

So Peter will be dreaming about his Green tree python tonight.

Rick, about breasts (both Linda's and mine) and who knows, maybe he will have room in his dream for another pair.

Mememe, dreaming about "Poo". I think the story about him cleaning out the septic tank with a straw has cause him some emotional distress.

Linda, about being a brunette. (Why a brunette? Your a gorgeous young blond. Saw your picture somewhere in the forum. Unless you took a picture of someone else and aren't telling us. Is that it?) For some reason, I don't think that is the case. Your pretty open about subjects. (now I just activated Rick's dream a little more)

As for me, I'll be dreaming about my attack. I just can't get over the fact that he wanted me to do lunch with him when it was really obvious that I needed medical attention instead. I had even told him that I needed to get moving because the pain was starting to get a little unbearable. HINT HINT. The poor guy, he probably has never pleased a woman in bed. Being so self-centered. He doesn't notice the signs. I not asking to read my mind but their are some obvious signs like the pain in the face, The shoulder out of place, the arm that can not move, the bruises on the wrist, and maybe even possibly a tear in the eye. Oh and once in a while, a the sound of pain that would come out of my mouth. It wasn't a humming of passion, it was a humming of pain. Did he ask if I was alright? NO, NON, Pas du tout. Hello?? Yes he would make a great lover. God this dream is turning into a night mare.

In panic I understand but if he's well enough to have lunch, he's now well enough to pay attention to details.

I got to wake up from this dream.

What could I dream about instead?

[Chantal]

To answer your question, yes I have been able to hold myself from putting the turtle in my mouth. But I tell you, it's hard. Glad they have law on that.
Got to go. I have an appointment at 6PM.

Make sure you dream about your green tree pythons. How big are they?

[Peter Parrot]

Only little, 6ft.


Well at least the humming you refer to in your last story was coming out of your mouth and not your bottom for a change!
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[Rickeezee]

Some good stories there Chantal I enjoyed them they made me laugh so much I had to change my trousers.


I shall be dreaming tonight of whatever pops into my head so very unpredictable.
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