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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Terrible Irish jokes.... Reply with quote
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You
have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing pmsl Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing pmsl Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
hahahahaha!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's good to have parrot back Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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It's good to have parrot back Laughing Laughing Laughing

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