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a couple that made me chuckle
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snakeypete
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Perfect Man

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PaulG
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing some o them are too funny.
I know one but it is not as good as any of them lol.
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