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snakeypete Captivebred Communist
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 1434 Location: Central Scotland
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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The Perfect Man
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?" _________________ 3.7.0 Royals
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
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MJ Site Moderator
Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 5738 Location: London
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PaulG Captivebred Colonel
Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 3996 Location: North West
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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some o them are too funny.
I know one but it is not as good as any of them lol. _________________ Regards, Paul.
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