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MJ · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:07 pm Post subject: South African absentee notes

SA Absentee notes: Read no. 16 & 23!!

SOUTH AFRICAN SCHOOL ABSENTEE NOTES

No.16 & 23 are a killer!

These are absentee notes from parents (including original spelling)

collected by schools all over South Africa.

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.

Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32, and also 33.

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He
was
hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered
by
very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)

(dyrea) (direathe) the sh1ts. [Words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12 Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and

his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I
don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
get
the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
it
was Sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her

funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent
a
weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and

could not breed well.

20.Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with

gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore

throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever
and
sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I

wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something

going around, her father even got hot last night.

24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His

father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with
the doctor.
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Paul

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Jezz · CaptiveBred Addict! Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 727

is 24 for real? Shocked

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