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Scott W · Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: Three Tortoises

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Tommy , decide to go on a
picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The
trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away So, it takes them ten
days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Tommy give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Tommy > "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn't bring it.

So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle
opener. Mick and Andy beg Tommy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they
have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches,
he finally agrees.

So Tommy sets off down the road at a steady pace.
20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are
starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still
isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any
longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to
eat it, Tommy pops up from behind a rock and shouts,

"I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!"
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Stuart · Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject:

very good!
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peaches · Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject:

LMFAO

That's brilliant!!
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Xx_JoJo_xX · Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject:

Lol!! Love it! Laughing

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