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[Scott W]

A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news,
youhave Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.

It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you
usually only have 24 hours to live.

There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious
moments on earth."

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she
asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been
there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four
corners and wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320. Then he gets the full house and wins $1000.

The National Grid comes up and he wins that too getting $380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, "Son, I've been
here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full
house and the national grid on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!"

"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow
24."

"F@%# me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as
well!!"
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